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Toddler

My son told me last night that birds can't eat yaleways (whales)

Brilliant!

June 22, 2010 02:49 PM

Votes: 4

New Born

I just found out that I am going to have a niece or nephew! Love you Mike & Abbey Congratulations. Now what is the worst thing an Uncle can do to spoil a kid

April 05, 2010 03:33 PM

Votes: 0

Teen

My son is publishing a book featuring essays by teens. He is running a contest to get the essay submissions. Details are at:
http://wwww.YouthVoiceEssayContest.com

April 01, 2010 10:15 PM

Votes: 2

Toddler

Rode another 25 footer in Makaha

April 23, 2010 07:33 PM

Votes: 6

Toddler

My Son is so cute, how can you say know to this face

May 03, 2010 04:19 PM

Votes: 3

Toddler

pooped in the tub...ugh! guess we're not as close to potty training as i thought.

May 04, 2010 05:54 PM

Votes: 13

Adult

My grown daughter acts like a child. There I said it!

February 28, 2010 12:06 AM

Votes: 4

Toddler

In the space of 5 minutes at the dr.s office my son has tipped all the stools over- stood on top of kids table and ripped a page out of magazine all before seeing the doctor! Yeah, he was that kid!

February 28, 2010 12:05 AM

Votes: 4

Toddler

My son counted to 15 out of the blue last night. Brillz

February 22, 2010 10:14 AM

Votes: 2

New Born

Am I a bad father because I find this so funny?!

April 01, 2010 10:15 PM

Votes: 6

Toddler

My son examined me closely the other night when I was putting him to bed, then said, "Daddy NO have mucho hair!" Then to make matters worse, last night he recommended, "Daddy, BUY mucho hair!" - Alex

April 01, 2010 10:15 PM

Votes: 4

Pre-Teen

4 year old Jack quote: "Guess what word ends with the letter K? Me!

-John

February 25, 2010 02:56 AM

Votes: 4

Toddler

hahahahaha

February 25, 2010 07:00 AM

Votes: 4

Toddler

Took my son to swimming lessons this morning. Sees the swim instructor "Ms. Nikki" and immediately freaks out demands we go home. Gets in the car and asks me for a sucker. Rigggghhhht

February 25, 2010 02:48 AM

Votes: 5

Teen

was dropping my kid off at soccer the other night and noticed she turns the radio off as she exits the car...does my music really embarrass her that much?

This has become standard procedure.

February 25, 2010 03:45 AM

Votes: 8

Toddler

my kid has been using our baby lab's tail as his microphone...he's been rockin' out pretty hard [if you can't tell from the crash during the after-party]...

February 25, 2010 05:28 AM

Votes: 6

Pre-Teen

Having dinner last night and I almost choked on my food. My loving daughter doesn't even get concerned, just goes "Dad, don't be a Dorkus". Real nice

April 23, 2010 01:01 AM

Votes: 5

Toddler

Little dude was banging away on the drums.... at 5AM!

April 05, 2010 04:38 PM

Votes: 9

New Born

he totally was sleeping and let out a fart. opened one eye and smiled. thats my boy.

March 18, 2010 04:22 PM

Votes: 8

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